August 31, 2003

Och Aye, Mate

So here's the biggest filthy lie everyone will tell you as a wide-eyed young Aussie backpacker about to jet off - that your novelty accent shall be a one-way ticket into the hearts and minds and underpants of every foreigner you'll meet.

It just hasn't turned out to be the case, simply because there's just too many bloody Australians in Edinburgh to ever be considered a novelty. Everyone knows that London is brimming o'er, but I never expected so much of Down Under to be Up North.

On any given bus trip, you're guaranteed to hear at least one other Aussie, usually chirping away on their mobile phones about their forthcoming trip to Turkey, mate. I've also encountered a hairdresser, two recruitment consultants, one boss, assorted shop assistants and drunken dozens in the queues for Fringe Festival shows. And just when I'd got used my Scots gym instructor yelling at us to "squat doun!" or to "poosh! poosh!" those barbells, she was replaced by a Melbournian with a rippling torso.

So for the most part, people over here don't even notice that you talk funny, let alone whip off their dacks because of it. The only time my accent has been seen as different, it has led to confusion and tears. I'm currently working for a Help Line, where elderly people call if they've fallen and can't get up. Between their thick and wobbly tones and my horrible drawl, it's been a struggle. I try enunciating clearly, ironing out the harshness of my vowels. But it's not working too well. One creaky old man shouted in frustration, "I just cannae understand ya, hen! It's like you're speaking a foreign language!"

And then last week, there was a little old lady with strangely suspicious and accusing tones.

"Where are you from?" she asked, after I'd most kindly called her a doctor.

"I'm from Australia."

"Aye, aye," You could almost hear her eyes narrowing. "I thought as much."

Posted by shauny at August 31, 2003 07:28 AM
Comments

I still find the Australian accent a nice novelty, but I'm from Kansas City, now living in Seattle. We don't get many Australians in Kansas (though I saw hundreds of them when I travelled through Europe).

Don't let those old folks get you down!

Posted by: Victor Van Hee at August 31, 2003 07:45 AM

Aren't most of the Australians in Edinburgh working in youth hostels there? They were when I was there.

Though surely your red hair would make up for your accent's lack of kilt-lifting potential.

Posted by: acb at August 31, 2003 09:36 AM

Allegedly, Americans love the English accent, but when I worked in California in the summer of 1989 I was asked if I was Australian on numerous occasions!
But then a colleague, on saying he was from England, was asked "England? Is that in France?", which just about says it all really.

Posted by: Jason at August 31, 2003 02:06 PM

The only Aussie I ran into while I was in England was a woman in Bath who tried to push me off the sidewalk while screaming "JAYZOS CROIST!" at me. Her giant handbag hit me in the kneecap.

Needless to say, I was apprehensive about going to Oz. But it seems like all the mean women with giant handbags have left the country. And are living in Bath. Shudder.

Posted by: mb at August 31, 2003 02:37 PM

Hehe, I know so many Australians in England that it's not funny!

Here in France, Australians are far less common - wherever anyone identifies my accent, I'm constantly asked questions about everything from kangaroos to beaches to the Rainbow Warrior ;) I think that in non-English-speaking countries, the novelty is still there ;)

Posted by: Katia at August 31, 2003 05:44 PM

I have an English accent, and Scots still can't understand me, what!

Posted by: Vicky at August 31, 2003 06:03 PM

Where is France? Is that near Paris?

Your next step will be to create your very own signature accent, one that will make Australians tell you that your Australian sounds "still very nice".
It is happening to me these days...
Polish family member: "Witold, your Polish sounds pretty good..."
German friend: "You sound totally American."
American friend: "I met a guy who has exactly your accent, so I am like: you must be from Poland, and he's like: this is the first time somebody told me that, and I am like: no way, where are you from?, and he's like: from Brazil."

I still have a very heavy Polish accent when using body language, I think...

(sorry for silly comment...)

Posted by: Witold Riedel at August 31, 2003 09:03 PM

Rhi has a lovely accent ... ;)

Posted by: Glenn Cooper at September 1, 2003 11:04 AM

Being an Oirish Man down under, I get the reverse.

I get asked to talk so they can hear me speak. It a bit surreal when someone you vaguely know walks up to you in the supermarket and says "Say something"

When I do open my mouth I get grins as I mispronounce place names, food items and everything else it appears.

Still its part of the fun.

Just for the record having been schooled on Australia by the likes of TV shows like: Home & Away, Neighbours or A Country Practice, I was shocked to find that it wasn't the same.

Posted by: Nomadic* at September 2, 2003 04:38 AM

yes! absolute truth. although i was mistaken for an american after being in london for 2 weeks!?

in australia, everyone tells me i sound like a pom. in england, everyone says, 5 years? you still haven't lost your accent!

Posted by: anne at September 2, 2003 03:35 PM

I've just found this and I'm rather taken with it. It's a great idea for a site... and as a slightly displaced Irishman who has travelled a fair bit round Europe and darted into the Middle East, I can sympathise with so much here...

Posted by: Greg at September 3, 2003 03:49 AM

Oooh, I wonder what that old lady meant. I thought Scots and Aussies got along well, historically speaking. Since that's where most old people I know harbour their suspicions, historically. Anyway, she's probably felt like that since she met some smooth-talking Aussie fighter-pilot ne'er do well in 1942 or something, so never mind.

Have you tried bunging on a Scottish accent to try hoodwinking them? Now that you've been there a while, it might sound less Mrs McGregor from those margarine ads and maybe authentic and everything ...

:)

Posted by: momo at September 3, 2003 03:56 AM

I have to agree with Anne. Been living in the UK for five years and everyone tells me I sound Australian. I go back home and I get the mickey taken out of me for sound like a posh pom!

Posted by: kimbofo at September 3, 2003 04:34 PM

I am *constantly* being paid out for having an accent that is neither Australian, nor English.

I said to my best friend recently, we'll at least in England I might manage to have an exotic accent.

To which she chirpily replied: "Will anyone notice?"

It all comes of being reared on BBC drama books-on-tape I guess ...

Posted by: Doug at September 3, 2003 11:55 PM

My favourite thing about that Gladiator film was how he was playing a Roman soldier who was from Spain with an Australian accent.

Posted by: Charles at September 4, 2003 01:11 AM

Ha! Oh how familiar that sounds. I worked in the property industry in London for six years, and its amazing how many tenants couldn't understand my Kiwi accent when I rang them about overdue rent.

And how many times did I get called Australian? Oh, Far Far Too Many times. And enough sheep jokes already.

Posted by: fi at September 4, 2003 04:17 AM

Being an Aussie with a drawling Aussie accent, I lived in Lancashire in England for 2 years. An English friend, when he heard my accent for the first time, asked my fiancee if I was from the south (of England). When I visited Paris a Frenchman asked me what part of the southern American states was I from? I thought that the Poms spoke rather quietly but the Scots in an Oban pub spoke really loudly, just like at home in Oz.

Posted by: Elizabeth at September 4, 2003 07:35 AM

Seoul is crawling with loud drunk ozzies. I've actually found the reverse pants-effect to be true: Ozzies on holiday are easy. Works for me.

Posted by: Ned Nederlander at September 10, 2003 04:23 AM

(a) I'm curious to hear if anyone finds the American accent confusing. Also, is it easy for you to identify the different regional American accents (i.e., Southern, New England, Mid-West, Long Island, New York, Californian)?

(b) In San Francisco, foreign accents are everywhere. Mostly chinese (and japanese), of course. Occasionally, a French or English accent can be heard. I worked at a coffee house in the West Portal area of the city and it had, by far, more Irish, Scottish, and Australians than any other part of the city. I wonder if there are parts of London or Paris or Sydney that have a relatively large population of transplanted Americans.

Posted by: Michael at September 13, 2003 07:44 AM